himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
I want to do something worthwhile with my Instagram when I’m in Rome and travelling Europe. BUT WHAT.
Next in the series of "All my male friends are hot...
I throw a party and they all attend.
Okay so a couple of days ago my friend linked me to these new jelly boots which are set to be a massive trend according to some tenuous page on facebook. I got kinda excited about them (as you do when seeing new things) and then the moment passed and I carried on with life. I got drunk last night and looking at my email I appear to have ordered myself some of these: they’re due to arrive...
amyasphixiate: idcau: if u call me cute i’ll probably think about it for the next 3 years so don’t do that Hahaha. My life.
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
purplesneakerprincess: dragonlordoferebor: booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM This has way too few notes. WTF my awesome female LOTR fen? Represent!
notyoudavebrown: did anyone else cry at bunny and the bull because i did …a lot
America you better be treating my Ross right.
Im freaking out cos The Horrors AND joey page are both at Glastonbury festival between that an the fact that mick jagger is gunna be there n its not TOO far from London Im thinking maybe Noely might be there?!
Don't you just love typing really hard?
If guys genuinely have a higher sex drive than...
I feel genuinely sorry for them, because my sex drive is crazy mad and I find it gets in the way of most of my day. How do they get anything done?
Hitcher: You wanna know about my thumb do ya boy? Intrigue ya does it boy, my thumb? Let me tell ya about it.... I come from a long line of hitchhikers, all with bleedin’ massive thumbs. You see the thumb its a tremendous boom to the hitchhiker, helps with work. Ya know what I mean? Only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny like a single sugar puff, disgusting! Even me own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda, "Ahhh! What is it!? Get it out of here! It’s tiny! It’s horrible! It’s revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!" she’d say. I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman; part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him. I went everywhere. I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it, and he stung it! He grabbed onto it! It was like he was making love to it with his sting. In and out, in and out, more and more! Oh the puss, the pain, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle!I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of gigantic proportions! "A miracle! A miracle!" I said. "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you?" And he said to me "Five hundred euros." "Five hundred euros!? You wont see penny one from me you slag!!". And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! My own beast and creation, killing me dead! The sweet irony!". I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself.
A thing I will do if I ever won a huge amount of...
Buy a section of a really large forrest Find a circle of trees in that forrest Paint on the bark of the trees 6 doors; 1 with the Easter Bunny on it, 1 with a jack-o-lantern on it, one with a heart on it, one with a clover, one with a turkey, one with an easter egg and one with a firecracker. On the 7th tree, I’m going to build an actual door, with a christmas tree on it. Hollow out the...
hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
I feel like I’ve been punched in the mouth
So, because I am going to go travelling soon
I am considering dying my hair to it’s natural colour, and getting rid of my fringe. D: what to do what to do this is my hair in its natural state by the way:
What is this I'm feeling?
We’ve come too far to give up who we are, so lets raise the bar She’s up all night to the sun I’m up all night to get some She’s up all night for good fun I’m up all night to get lucky, we’re up all night to get lucky!
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE CRUNCH. →
Okay Booshlrs/Fieldmice/Barrattones, etc. Jade needs some love. Seriously. Go tell her why shes so awesome and why life is cool and to believe in herself :) XxxX
pattinsin: i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
Good Morning USA, I’ve got a feeling that it’s gunna be a wonderful day
Some helpful life advice.
never play “I have never” And I really mean never. NEVER.
WHY DO I WATCH BIZZARE ER
Things I am looking forward to:
Visiting Italy Glastonbury Festival Visiting Scotland again Moving to Roma Starting life plan
Get my Au Pair/Nanny experience Take that experience around the world (from Europe, to Papua New Guinea, Australia, South Africa, Jamaica, America, finishing in Canada) Buy a house in Canada. Have a monochrome bathroom, marble kitchen and a lounge decorated with art and elephants. Get dogs. And cats. And reptiles and basically a small menagarie of animals. Find someone who wants to spend...
patsy: lancelot: galahad: arthur: CAMELOT CAMELOT CAMELOT its only a model shhhH!
I FANCY FRED FLINSTONE.
Part of me wants to know what I look like to other people when I am drunk, especially when grinding with my gay friends on stage in a club and the other part of me really doesn’t want to know what I look like to other people when I am drunk. ESPECIALLY when grinding with my gay friends on stage in a club