July 2012
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xivora:
do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word
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[[MORE]]1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? Well, I’m always confused about something. It’s usually boys or something that throw me off guard, but honestly, right now, I’m fine. I’m better than I’ve been in a long time. Nobody is confusing me. I’m a little at odds about some things, but not confused!
2: Do you...
This puppy I'm dogsitting is the most annoying...
glitterboots:
Everyone is getting married… or having babies.
Imma stay in the spinster club for ever.
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Hmmmm,
&& also
as well as
Opinions.
Why can’t everyone just leave everyone else the fuck alone. Seriously, it really bugs me that people all over the world all the time are constantly trying to tell everyone else what they should/shouldn’t do/think/believe in, etc. and it’s getting really old. If a person is gay, straight, bi-sexual, transexual, transgender, weird, normal, vegetarian, vegan, a meat eater,...
guys i find attractive
famous
taken
psychologically disturbed
twice my age
a continent away
not real
dead
gay
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Hello, Mother Nature?
Hi yes, I’d like a serving of my insides falling out into my good underwear, with a side order of IMMENSE FUCKING PAIN in my lower abdomen and if I could have that with extras of mood swings, over-emotional moments and extreme hunger/sickness, that would be great thank you!
the doctor: all of time and space, where do you wanna start?
me: can we go to comic-con please
glimmering:
moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period
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drumsandcreepers replied to your post: So
People hate you too :)
I already get that, from the fact that half my friends don’t talk to me :’) but thanks for the reminder :) you’re always there for me :’) hahaha XxxX
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tehpaintedlady asked: Just stopping by to remind you that you are beautiful. ♥
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ARGH
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So
I have one friend who is voluntarily just ignoring me. For no reason. Even though I’ve asked like a billion times whats wrong and they’ve said nothing.
One who doesn’t even notice my existence.
One who lied to me about things when they could have just been honest and told me the truth which is what I expect from the friendship.
One who is a complete toss pot but I kinda...
When someone you follow reblogs something you...
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To all of those who help organise and run TVO
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Heckler: How do you put your trousers on?
Noel: How do I put them on? Is that a trick question?
Heckler: Want me to show you?
Noel: I hang them in the fire and come down the chimney.
Noel: Then at night I take them off again to fuck your mum.
Heckler:
Heckler:
Heckler:
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nightingales:
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
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MY ANKLE JUST MADE A NOISE LIKE A SHOTGUN.
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GUYS. I GOT A TEAPOT.
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What happens in my head around my crush
*Crush appears*
BRAIN: PERCUSSION
Me: *panic*
BRAIN: STRINGS!
Me: *stupid smile*
BRAIN: WINGS!
Me: *awkward shuffling*
BRAIN: WORDS....
Me:
Me:
Me:
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Cute guy at work cheers at my boss: "wheeey!" &...
WHAT DO I DO?
